Hi, my name is Kaitlyn and I'm a hermit/procrastinator. I'm not fandom specific, so there's more than one obsession here. I tend to post text posts more than fandom shit and what not. I love to draw so sometimes I post my artwork, and I'd love it if you left an ask in my box, so don't hesitate ;]
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
OH MY GOD.
I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.
COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL
Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.
and heat smells fat and heavy
"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys
some cute GLaDOS quotes because i can think of nothing more important
i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.
Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y
Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty
Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track
Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back
I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row